Whose Heart is It Anyway?

Dive into the chaotic mind of a heart-thieving matchmaker in a quirky, romantic underworld where souls are traded like baseball cards. As the protagonist, you navigate through bizarre love scenarios, unearth secrets from your clients, and confront your own misadventures in love. Every choice you make can lead to hilarious or disastrous outcomes, from successfully setting up star-crossed lovers to accidentally triggering a love triangle that involves a sentient cat! Balancing humor and pathos, this interactive text game explores what love really means when hearts can be borrowed, swapped, or even broken.