Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but I stayed for the punchlines!

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Set in a quirky, dystopian world where hearts are literally traded as currency, players navigate a vibrant city filled with eccentric characters, shady deals, and wild adventures. As a down-and-out Heart Broker, you must collect and barter hearts from various sources while dealing with the absurdities of a society that values emotions not just for love, but as a commodity. Make choices that affect your journey, from teaming up with a punk-rock zombie in a heart heist to outsmarting a love-sick wizard who thinks you're destined to be his soulmate. Every decision leads to unexpected twists, comedic encounters, and ultimately the question of whether you can reclaim your own heart—or if it was always meant to be sold.