Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who needs a heart when you can have a killer punchline?

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In a world where emotions are sold as commodities and souls can be swapped like trading cards, you awaken to discover that your heart has gone missing—literally. As a low-tier emotional trader, you must navigate a bizarre underbelly of heart dealers, eccentric clients, and sinister manipulations. Each decision you make alters not only your fate but also the hearts you encounter, revealing secrets and absurdities that will keep you guessing. Uncover the twisted truth behind your stolen emotions while forging unlikely alliances with characters who have hearts of gold, lead balloons, or even rusted metal spoons. To win back your heart, you'll need to outsmart your rivals, juggle contradictions, and perhaps take a few leaps of emotional faith along the way.