Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Hearts are on the line, and I’m feeling particularly generous—or not!

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In a world where hearts are a commodity and people trade them like Pokémon cards, you play as an eccentric heart merchant navigating a surreal city. Your goal? To collect the most outrageous hearts, each with its own quirks and backstories. Every transaction has consequences, and your choices determine who gets to keep their heart—literally! You'll meet a cavalcade of bizarre characters, from a jaded former heart collector to a melancholic poet who lost his heart to a dark secret. Prepare for unpredictable encounters, moral dilemmas, and a dose of absurdity as you decide who deserves a heart and who gets left out in the cold.