Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I may not have a heart, but at least I have my bad jokes!

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In a dystopian future where the wealthy have developed a sinister technology that allows them to swap hearts and consciousness at will, you play as a down-and-out private detective who accidentally stumbles upon an underground black market for these hearts. Tasked with uncovering who has stolen the heart of a prominent socialite, you navigate a web of bizarre characters—including a heartbroken robot, a gang of anthropomorphic pets, and a shady heart dealer—each with their own unique motivations and backstories. Your decisions change the course of the narrative, leading to multiple outcomes and twists that challenge your moral compass, all wrapped in satirical humor. Can you solve the mystery before you find yourself without a heart—literally and figuratively?