Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Remember, a heart is just a muscle... until it gets you into trouble!

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In a world where emotional connections are traded like commodities, you play as a cynical heart broker named Sam, navigating through absurd and hilariously dark scenarios. Players must negotiate, barter, and occasionally steal hearts in a vibrant marketplace where love, anger, and even jealousy are literal currency. Choose wisely whom to trust as you uncover a conspiracy by the Heart Syndicate, who plan to monopolize emotions. With every heart you manipulate, you'll uncover plausible connections, deadly rivalries, and an oddball cast that may just be more valuable than any heart on the black market. Your choices will ultimately decide whether you become the kingpin of the emotions industry or a broken-hearted nobody.