Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are exchanged like currency, you play as a roguish heart broker who can steal, trade, and customize hearts from a diverse cast of eccentric characters, each with unique abilities tied to their personalities. Bumbling into a catastrophic transaction, you must navigate a bizarre series of misunderstandings and dark pacts to reclaim the stolen heart of your former love. Choose hilarious dialogue options, form outrageous alliances, and face whimsical, yet chilling, situations as your decisions could lead to saving or dooming the whimsical realm. Can you mend broken hearts and navigate the convoluted politics of the Heartshire before it's too late?