Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

It's not just a heart—it's a heart-y negotiation!

Complete this quick check once to start playing.

In a quirky, dystopian future where souls are traded for favors, you play as a loud-mouthed, morally flexible heart broker named Charlie. Your job is to retrieve hearts from willing (or unwilling) donors in hilarious ways and sell them to the highest bidder. Navigate through absurd scenarios, outsmart quirky characters, and confront a sinister underbelly of love, greed, and existential absurdity. Each choice you make influences not only your gross income but also the fate of hearts you've extracted, leading to a mix of outrageous humor and unforeseen consequences.