Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who needs feelings when you've got punchlines?

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In a quirky, dystopian world where hearts are exchanged like currency, you play as “Heartless,” a witty outcast who stumbles upon a black market for emotions. With your humor as sharp as a knife, you must navigate a series of outrageous choices while interacting with eccentric characters like a cynical romantic, a melodramatic mime, and an overly enthusiastic organ dealer. Your goal? To reclaim your heart, discover the truth behind this bizarre society, and ultimately decide who deserves to keep their heart in this rollicking adventure filled with unpredictable twists and laugh-out-loud moments.