Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I collect hearts like some people collect stamps: only the weird ones!

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In a world where emotional connections are currency, players take on the role of a 'Heart Broker,' a smooth-talking rogue who negotiates, steals, and trades a variety of hearts—each representing different emotions. Players traverse a bizarre marketplace, making choices that affect their emotional repertoire and relationships with eccentric characters. Uncover dark secrets, navigate absurd situations, and engage in hilariously twisted negotiations as you seek to amass the most valuable emotional collection. Will you choose humor over love, fear over joy, or seek the mythical Heart of Gold?