Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Life’s a heart, and then you die—unless you can bluff your way past Cupid’s goons!

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In a quirky, alternate reality where hearts can be swapped or taken by force, you play as a beleaguered detective with a knack for bad decisions and a taste for macabre humor. As you dive into the mystery behind a series of heart thefts, you interact with a bizarre cast of characters: a love-obsessed poet, a cynical doctor experimenting with emotions, and a heartless villain who thinks life is a game. Each choice you make influences your relationships and the outcome of the investigation, and you’ll need to piece together clues while navigating absurd love triangles and existential debates about what it means to have a heart. Can you solve the case before your own heart is taken?