Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who needs a heart when you have snark?

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In a twisted world where hearts are currency, you play as a mercenary heart-snatcher that has a reputation for being both quirky and terrible at his job. Your mission? Retrieve a stolen heart belonging to a legendary misanthrope while navigating the bizarre social dynamics of a society obsessed with emotional exchanges. Encounter eccentric characters, tackle quippy dilemmas, and make choices that could either win or lose you your own heart—literally! The dialogue is sharp, the humor dark, and the stakes are higher than an unlicensed operation at a heart factory. Choose wisely, and maybe, just maybe, uncover a deeper truth about what it means to truly care.