Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where emotions are currency, players assume the role of a rogue emotional broker named Alex, who specializes in trading hearts — both figurative and literal. As Alex navigates the absurdities of a dystopian society, they must negotiate deals for hearts, dodging absurd characters like the Overly Emotional Chef and The Stoic Cat Lady while trying to maintain their own heart's balance. Each choice can lead to whimsical outcomes or drastic repercussions: will you steal from a lovesick poet, or will you risk your own heart in a trade gone wrong? Your decisions shape the narrative and define the bizarre world you inhabit, where each interaction is dripping with dark humor and witty repartee.