Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In this twisted text-based adventure, you play as a cynical heart surgeon who, after a freak accident with a mysterious artifact, gains the bizarre ability to swap hearts with any living being. Jump between the bodies of your quirky patients—an overly enthusiastic fitness influencer, a jaded conspiracy theorist, and the local eccentric cat lady—while unraveling a hilarious conspiracy involving stolen love and ancient medical secrets. Make absurd choices, manipulate personal dynamics, and confront your own heart's desires as you navigate this chaotic world. Choose wisely, or you'll be left with someone else's heart and all their emotional baggage!