Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who needs love when you can just buy a new heart? Just don't forget to return it within 30 days!

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In a world where hearts are traded as commodities, players assume the role of a cynical soul merchant who engages in a deadly game of intrigue, betrayal, and absurdity. Navigate through a bizarre marketplace filled with eccentric characters, each with their own peculiar hearts to sell. As you weigh the value of each heart and the stories behind them, you must decide whether to negotiate with the quirky vendors, help desperate buyers, or play your own, comedic game of manipulation. Encounter hilarious mini-games and morally ambiguous choices that lead to dramatic consequences, as you strive to collect the funniest and most outrageous hearts to build your fortune in a heartless society.