Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are both literal and metaphorical commodities, you play as a heart merchant in the bustling city of Cardinaria. Each day, you navigate a web of absurd characters—from overly dramatic poets to quirky inventors—each wanting to buy or trade hearts for their individual desires. However, a mysterious illness threatens to steal the very hearts from this bizarre city, and you'll need to choose wisely who to ally with and whose heart to save. Engage in witty dialogue, make tough choices, and try to outsmart those who would see you fail, all while keeping your own heart somewhat intact. With dark humor at its core, this game challenges the very idea of love, loss, and what it means to truly connect with others—without losing your head (or heart) in the process.