Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I thought I sold my heart, but it turns out I was just leasing it!

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Set in a quirky, dystopian world where hearts are literal commodities, players take on the role of a cynical heart dealer navigating a chaotic marketplace. As they encounter an array of bizarre characters—each with their own strange requests and heart-themed dilemmas—players must decide which hearts to sell, barter, or even steal. Each choice leads to dramatic and often hilarious consequences, as players unravel dark secrets, form unlikely alliances, and confront the ethical implications of their decisions. The whimsical writing style and satirical undertones provide an engaging commentary on consumerism and the human condition, all while keeping the atmosphere light enough for a laugh.