Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a slick, heartless con artist in a world where emotions can be bought and sold. After a botched heist at the Heart Auction House, you accidentally end up with a heartfelt organ that is still very much attached to its owner—a distressed soul who’s now stuck with you until you can find a way to return it. Navigate through chaotic streets, hilarious backroom dealings, and eccentric characters who all have a ‘heart’ to play in your wild escapades. Your choices shape the emotional landscape of your journey, leading to absurd, dramatic, and unexpectedly heartfelt scenarios as you reconnect with humanity and find your sense of humor in heart-wrenching situations.