Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded like commodities, you play as a heart broker navigating a twisted underbelly of emotions and desires. Your job is to match souls with the right hearts, all while dodging conniving rivals, emotional breakdowns, and absurd situations that make you question your own feelings. As you close deals, you unravel a greater conspiracy: a plot to monopolize the heart market. Choose your dialogue wisely as you encounter eccentric characters, each with unique hearts that tell their stories, leading to laugh-out-loud scenarios filled with dark humor and unexpected twists. Will you rise to the top of this bizarre trade, or will your own heart become the next item up for grabs?