Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this satirical, text-based RPG, you play as an eccentric organ transplant doctor who's taken a crash course in the art of heart procurement—legal, illegal, and downright absurd. Navigate a series of bizarre scenarios where you must outwit, charm, or even shock your way into acquiring hearts from a colorful cast of characters: from desperate romantics to villainous crime lords, each with their own outrageous story. Your decisions will shape not just the lives of your patients but also your own—redefining what it means to ‘have a heart’ in a world where morality is as fluid as your next caffeine fix. The stakes get higher as you balance your eccentric morality and quirky humor while juggling the bizarre consequences of each choice you make.