Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are a literal commodity, you play as Alex, a cynical heart-wrangler in a city where everyone trades emotions like currency. When you stumble upon a secret auction for 'emotive relics'—hearts of the greatest lovers, artists, and villains—you're thrust into a web of deception, intrigue, and exaggerated romantic rivalries. Navigate through bizarre quests and eccentric characters as you attempt to acquire the heart of your dreams, or at the very least, survive the rapidly escalating chaos without losing your own. Choices matter, and every decision could lead to hilarious or dire consequences.