Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the heart, but I stayed for the punchlines.

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In a dystopian world where hearts are traded as commodities, players step into the shoes of an unlicensed heart broker named Felix. When a mysterious heart, rumored to belong to a legendary figure, lands in your hands, chaos ensues. Each decision you make unravels a series of bizarre events and eccentric characters, as you navigate a wildly humorous yet perilous landscape of black market dealings, misplaced affections, and absurd rivalries. Can you find the true owner of the heart before it's too late, or will you end up heartless yourself?