In a world where hearts can be traded, stolen, or even rented, you play as a contract negotiator named jaded Jamie. After one too many heart transactions go sour, Jamie wakes up one fateful morning to find their own heart missing and replaced with a perpetually complaining AI heart that only spouts absolute nonsense. Set in the bustling, chaotic city of Cardiotropolis, you must navigate through absurd post-heart society dilemmas, help eccentric clients reclaim their hearts, and solve the mystery of the heart heist—all while trying to keep your sanity intact. Will you find your heart before it’s auctioned off to the highest bidder, or will you hilariously bungle your way through drama that even Shakespeare would envy?