Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I'm not a heartthrob, but I am a heart snatchin' curator—you can say I take emotional baggage to a whole new level!

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In a satirical, text-based universe, you play as a cynical heart collector, traversing the bizarre underbelly of a whimsical city where emotions are commodities. Each character you encounter has a unique, quirky heart that holds their deepest fears, joys, and regrets. As you negotiate, barter, and outright steal hearts, you must also grapple with the consequences of each emotional exchange. Will you hoard the hearts for power, or use them to forge unexpected alliances? Unravel the mystery of missing hearts and help—or hinder—the eccentric inhabitants in their quest for self-love (or at least self-acceptance).