Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are physical objects that can be traded, stolen, or destroyed, you play as a heart broker navigating the grim yet absurd marketplace of human emotions. As an aspiring entrepreneur in this offbeat trade, you encounter various quirky characters—each with their own heart-related issues—while trying to build your empire. But when you accidentally acquire a cursed heart that belongs to a notorious crime lord, you must engage in a series of wild, unpredictable challenges and gather allies to reclaim your freedom, all while keeping your witty banter sharp. From negotiating ridiculous deals to outsmarting heart-thieves, the choices you make will determine whether you find true love, wealth, or your own heart being auctioned off on the black market.