Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where emotions are commodities and hearts can be auctioned off, you play as a cynical heart merchant navigating the chaotic and absurd marketplace of feelings. Your goal is to track down the owner of a stolen heart that is rumored to grant immense power but brings disastrous consequences. Engage in witty banter, navigate bizarre social situations, and make choices that challenge morality, friendship, and the true nature of love. Encounter quirky characters like Soulless Joe, a heartless barista, and Passionate Patty, an overzealous lover, as you deftly balance your dealings and your sanity.