Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian future where emotions can be extracted and sold, you play as a rogue heart thief who accidentally swipes the heart of a powerful political figure during a heist. Unbeknownst to you, the heart is sentient and can communicate telepathically. Together, you must navigate a series of absurd and dangerous situations as you try to return the heart while facing off against mercenaries, corrupt politicians, and self-caring emotional collectors. Along the way, you'll encounter eccentric allies, madcap plans, and quirky dilemmas, all while the heart keeps offering unsolicited romantic advice!