Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Remember, it’s not the size of the heart that counts — it’s how you use it!

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In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as a disillusioned mortician in a small, eccentric town where residents regularly barter their organs for favors. One day, you accidentally end up with the heart of the town's most feared mobster. As you navigate through absurd encounters with quirky townsfolk, family dramas, and organ-based dealings, you must make choices that will either lead to restoration or chaos. Can you find the true owner of the heart before the mob discovers it's missing, or will you unwittingly become the new heartless ruler of the town?