Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a morally ambiguous heart-thief in the bustling, magical city of Cardiville. You are an underground 'heart dealer,' whose job is to procure and resell the hearts of the city's most influential citizens (literally). Using your charm, wit, and a hint of magical finesse, players will navigate through a series of bizarre encounters and absurd situations to acquire hearts. Will you gain the heart of a renowned politician, a dreaded mob boss, or a famous entertainer? Choose your targets wisely, engage in clever dialogue, and solve ridiculous puzzles as you uncover hidden truths about your own heart's origin. With unexpected twists, humorous characters, and a surreal setting, uncover the true meaning of compassion in a place where hearts are mere commodities.