Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a quirky, surreal world where emotions are traded like stocks, you play as an emotionally bankrupt heartbroker named Jamie who must navigate a series of bizarre situations to reclaim your own heart. After a series of unfortunate trades, you end up with hearts that come with unusual side effects, each leading to wildly unpredictable scenarios, morally questionable decisions, and an eclectic cast of characters, including a cynical love guru, a heart collector obsessed with numerical logic, and an ex-lover turned rival. As you barter, gamble, and sometimes deceive your way through a chaotic emotional marketplace, readers choose your responses, unraveling a plot filled with absurdity and dark humor. Every decision shapes your character, and you’ll have to confront what truly matters: identity, love, or simply the best heart on the market.