Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a city where the hearts of citizens are literally up for grabs, you play as Simon, a heart-thief with a knack for quirky charm and sardonic wit. Each day, residents submit their hearts to a mysterious auction, hoping for 'true love' or merely the best bid. Your task is to navigate the absurd underground of the Human Heart Trade, forming alliances, engaging in witty repartees, and dodging people who might literally steal your heart in more ways than one. Will you choose the heart of the charming artist, the brooding poet, or perhaps even a warmongering but oddly charismatic politician? Decisions made will lead to wildly different outcomes, exposing the absurdity of love, desire, and organ commerce. Can you find a heart that truly fits while keeping your own intact?