Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

If hearts are where home is, I must be a real estate mogul!

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In this wildly imaginative text-based game, you play as a quirky heart-collecting thief navigating a bizarre dystopian city. Each heart you acquire tells a story from its owner’s past, occasionally intertwining your fate with theirs. From galactic diplomats to alleyway poets, you'll encounter characters that are eccentric, dramatic, and hilariously tragic. Your choices will dictate not only which hearts you keep but also how you ultimately confront the twisted heart-monarch ruling the city. Embrace absurdity, wit, and moral ambiguity as you decipher whose heart is really worth stealing.