In a dystopian world where emotions are commodities, you play as a self-aware, heartless soul who has just landed a job as an emotional dealer. Your job? To trade hearts among clients with wildly varying emotional needs, all the while navigating absurdly hilarious situations and moral dilemmas. As you form bizarre relationships with your clients—like the melodramatic poet who can't decide if he needs joy or heartbreak—you've got to unravel the tangled web of a secret society trying to control the heart trade. Will you gamble your newfound emotions for profit, or fight to reclaim the fire that used to beat in your own chest?