Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’m just here to make a killing—literally!

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In a world where hearts are commodities, tradeable and transplantable, you play as a quirky heart broker, navigating chaotic transactions and bizarre clientele. Your job: to match people with the perfect heart, all while dodging life-threatening heart theft and absurd demands. Each choice you make influences twists in the story, leading to ludicrous outcomes, unexpected alliances, or hilarious betrayals. Will you maintain your sanity in a city obsessed with beating hearts, or will you lose your own in the process?