Step into the dysfunctional world of 'Whose Heart Is It Anyway?', where you play as a heart-thieving phlebotomist turned amateur detective, navigating a city rife with bizarre characters and odd mysteries. After a bizarre mishap exposes a black market for hearts—literal and metaphorical—you find yourself embroiled in a humorous yet dark quest to reclaim stolen emotions, one organ at a time. Choices matter as you hilariously juggle morality, relationships, and a growing list of terrible puns. Will you unravel the mystery, or will you find yourself lost in a labyrinth of lost loves and unreturned feelings?