Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I always knew life would give me heartburn, but this is ridiculous!

Adventure Dark Humor Text Game

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In a dystopian world where people's hearts can be bought, sold, and traded, you play as a heartbroker who navigates the twisted marketplace of emotions. Your mission? Retrieve your own heart, which was stolen during a shady transaction. Along the way, you'll encounter quirky characters, solve absurd puzzles, and confront the heartless organization that's hijacked your feelings. Will you reclaim your heartbeat from the clutches of capitalism, or will you forever be a hollow shell of regret?