Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be swapped, you are a cynical heart dealer navigating the underbelly of a city that trades emotions like currency. After stumbling upon an ancient heart with mysterious powers, you find yourself embroiled in a bizarre conflict between competing factions seeking control over the most powerful emotions imaginable. As you choose paths through shady deals, absurd situations, and emotional confrontations, your witty decisions determine not only the outcome of your journey but also the fate of countless hearts. Will you be a heartless trader or a passionate champion?