Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this darkly humorous, interactive text-based game, you play as a heart thief who attends a quirky underground auction to bid on various hearts, each with a backstory linked to extraordinary lives. As a guest, you mingle with bizarre characters, including a jaded romantic, an eccentric scientist, and a heartbroken villain. You'll uncover meta-drama and unexpected twists while making choices that impact the culminating heart heist. Can you navigate the chaos, uncover secrets, and claim the most valuable heart before the curtain falls?