Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Life’s a heartache, and mine’s a return policy!

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In a dystopian world where emotions are traded like commodities, you play as Jamie, a heart dealer who sells used and refurbished hearts for a living. One day, you receive an unsolicited heart delivery that turns out to be the heart of a notorious crime lord. Now, you're drawn into a chaotic plot filled with bizarre characters—misfit thieves, lovably insane romantics, and a grumpy AI that insists it’s an 'expert' at feelings. Navigate through emotional blackmail, literally—each character has a backstory tied to their heart. Will you choose to keep the heart for profit, return it to the underworld, or maybe start a new trend by becoming a therapist for broken hearts? The journey is filled with witty dialogue, dark humor, and choices that lead to unexpected, and often outrageous, results.