Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

I’m just a heartbreaker breaking hearts—don’t take it personally.

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Step into the chaotic life of Max, a cynical heart thief for hire. In this interactive text-based game, you navigate a bustling metropolis where hearts are currency and emotions are mere bargains. Every day is a gamble as you pull off heists to acquire unique hearts with strange personalities, each granting you unusual powers and insights. An unpredictable AI controlling the underworld alters your missions based on your choices, leading to outrageous interactions and moral dilemmas. Will you steal the heart of a jaded artist for his inspiration or a politician for their ambition? Choose wisely, because whose heart you decide to claim could change the course of your life—and love—in this satirical adventure.