Whose Heart is It Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you awaken in the strange town of Kaputsky, where every resident has mysteriously swapped hearts. You must navigate absurd social situations, settle ridiculous disputes, and engage in a series of comedic quests to help the townsfolk reclaim their pulsating properties. With choices that blur the line between sanity and absurdity, each decision hilariously impacts who ends up with whose heart and how that affects your own emotive journey. Will you restore harmony, or will chaos reign in Kaputsky as literal heart-strings lead to unpredictable outcomes?