Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Step into the quirky shoes of Alex, a not-so-average heart collector in a bustling metropolis where organs can be legally purchased and traded. When a mysterious new arrival disrupts the market with a stolen heart, you must navigate through ridiculously absurd scenarios, striking deals with eccentric characters while uncovering darkly comedic secrets behind the heart trade. Will you help return the heart to its rightful owner, or discover the nefarious underbelly of organ trafficking in this hilarious, interactive text-based adventure?