Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Why settle for just one heart when you can have a whole collection and still not feel a thing?

Adventure Dark Humor Text Game

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In a quirky, dystopian world where hearts can be swapped, sold, or even stolen, you play as a 'Heart Dealer,' navigating a black market that thrives on the emotional bargains of the desperate and the foolish. As you interact with a colorful cast of characters, each possessing their own bizarre desires and fears, you must use your wit to broker deals, uncover secrets, and ultimately decide who deserves a new heart. Along the way, humorous twists and dark choices will challenge your morality, offering a unique blend of both laughter and reflection as you seek to reclaim the most valuable commodity of all: love.