Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a dystopian world where emotions are commoditized, you play as a skilled 'Emotion Merchant.' Your job is to collect, trade, and manipulate people's hearts—literally. When your best client, a gaggle of heartless aristocrats, requests a unique heart for their upcoming gala, you must venture into the surreal underbelly of emotion extraction. Each chapter presents absurd challenges where you negotiate, enact darkly comedic heists, and entangle yourself in outlandish emotional dilemmas involving quirky characters, from the lovesick Vampire Barista to the jaded Suicidal Clown. The choices you make will shape not just your fate but the emotional landscape of the world itself, culminating in a wild confrontation where the stakes are your heart, your sanity, and a hefty commission fee.