Step into the absurd world of The Heartland, where sentient hearts roam freely, and they belong to people who don’t always want them. You play as a quirky Heart Broker, navigating a volatile marketplace where emotional organ trade is the norm. In this satirical interactive text-based game, you must negotiate, scheme, and outwit rival brokers to build your own heart collection. In the process, you’ll uncover bizarre backstories of the heart's former owners, tackle quirky challenges, and face the ultimate decision: which heart you will claim as your own. With every choice impacting your reputation, alliances, and even the pulse of the city, will you become the ultimate Heart Broker or risk losing your own heart in the process?