In a world where hearts can be swapped between people, you play as a sardonic heart merchant in a bustling metropolis. Your job is not just to sell hearts but to manage the thriving underbelly of emotional trading. Utilize your wit to navigate the absurd bureaucracy of love, negotiate with reluctant customers, and solve the bizarre heart-related crises that pop up throughout the city. Every choice determines the fates of the hearts you encounter – will they thrive, or will they implode into an emotional mess? Can you survive in a world where emotions are a currency and the stakes are heartbreakingly high?