Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Dive into the chaotic world of Dr. Mortimer, a dubious heart transplant surgeon with a knack for mischief and a penchant for trouble. In this interactive text-based game, players take on the role of Mortimer's assistant, tasked with helping him navigate his morally questionable choices as he attempts to keep the hospital running and his eccentric patients alive. Engage in absurd dialogues, make critical choices that shape the fate of the patients, and unravel the mystery behind the heart smuggling ring that’s hit their small town. With each decision, players will face hilarious consequences, from accidentally swapping hearts to hosting elaborate heists that ricochet between gothic humor and sheer insanity. Can you save the day while keeping Mortimer's ego from inflating even further?