Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I lost my heart in a poker game—next time I’ll bet my ex!

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Dive into a sinister world where hearts aren’t just metaphorical; they’re literal commodities! Players assume the role of Riley, a reluctant heart broker who navigates a chaotic underground market to reclaim their own heart after a mischievous patron swindles it away. With a host of quirky characters—each with their own hilariously bizarre backstories—players will negotiate, lie, bribe, and engage in darkly humorous dialogue trees. Uncover the not-so-innocent truths of heart transactions, all while keeping your wits about you. Will you barter your way back to a whole heart or find yourself with a mismatched one?