Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are currency and can be traded for life, love, and even more absurd outcomes, you find yourself in an underground black market for hearts. As a jaded Heart Broker, your job is to negotiate with an array of eccentric customers, each with their own quirky desires and backstories. Your choices will shape how each transaction unfolds, leading to unexpected alliances and hilarious mishaps. Will you become the wealthiest Heart Broker or find yourself in a sticky situation where your own heart might be up for grabs?