Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this satirical, text-based adventure, players navigate an absurd world where they gather hearts belonging to eccentric characters who have humorously lost theirs. Each heart you collect allows you to unlock special abilities and insights about the characters' lives and secrets. You, as the charismatic yet cynical 'Heart Collector', must decide who deserves their heart back and who doesn't, all while dealing with your inner moral compass and the ridiculous situations that unfold. Will you play it safe or take a gamble on someone's unresolved neuroses? Choose wisely, as your decisions could lead to sharp twists and cheeky repercussions!